wolfgang and the realm of perpetual night
You tried to teach me physics, but I proved that you could dance. You tried to teach me English, but I showed you how to laugh. You tried to teach me Math, but no equation could calculate the volume of fun. I tried to teach you how to love me, but instead you gave me logic.
I like to bite the heads off of Freddo Frogs
Not for any poetic reason, just because. Having too much chocolate makes me form a double chin. Karma sucks.